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The Power Intern EP

by CF Sloppy

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[Verse] Now this is a story all about how All the member of development get right down To business, and with this song I’ll prowl I'll tell you how we get to work, don’t mess around Meet with the members of our group every day In a stand up meeting we don’t delay Discuss what we’re gonna do for the next two weeks Choosing how important you think the tools be Argue over what jobs need to be done first Review the ones for the future, what’s in the dumpster The fibonacci sequence when we’re grading it just works I don’t know why, don’t ask me cuz I’m stumped, word Get right to work, team gets down to business Nobody stops until we’ve finished the ticket Make sure we have good communication Always ask about code ‘fore you change it Then when we did it, we log all the changes If we dont keep track of everything, that could be dangerous Gotta send the message for the QA testers They take the code and give it a checkup Positive tests use the code how you’re supposed to Negative you do things nobody would do Destruction tests the limit of the functions When we’re done testing put it in production So that was the cycle of a product line First it gets developed by a team of mine Then we check it up for quality of life Finally we ship it out, see ya, bye [Outro] I’m about to hand it over to my friends in Customer Education What do you guys have to say?
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[Intro] Just let it run Turn the beat up a little bit This song is for anyone in customer education You know what, just listen [Verse 1] I just sit and exist and make vids for these kids And parents that are ticked at the quality bits Of this polish and garnishing, constantly watching it Honestly stopping is off of the options Pull people together, whatever the weather It’s clear and it’s expertly meshed in content I just help people see all the features and feats that this Program achieves in its steep little leverage Oh, how it helps and it shows the info And I hope that it sells and I go get promoted You’re supposed to just know how to use all the tools Videos in like two minutes turn you a pro That’s practically happenin all of the time Unfathomable actions I walk in a line I stop and just write the next talk that just might Get the audience blinded by polish and I’m [Hook] And I am the customer education man If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news, every day I am Radio won't even play my jam 'Cause I am the customer education man If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news, every day I am I don't know, it's just the way I am [Verse 2] Sometimes at events I just like to just not be all bothered With all of this nonsense it’s constant I’m trying to put on a show and you go and ask “I am a solo, an entrepreneur And I want to know if your program can show The info on a teacher’s old phone, and also Is it free, can it be? All my fees have been weak Every week it’s just me tryna be in the green” We’re a company, why are you asking for rations You’re funny, not like you’re in Africa rabid for Food or a tube you just use till you puke No-no, you get to choose what the stew that you chew is that’s why we donate, we’re not trying for hate We’re just kind and we’re great, get in line little snake Not tryna divide, we got Intel Unite What is it? I’m livid, go find the IT guy [Hook] And I am the customer education man If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news, every day I am Radio won't even play my jam 'Cause I am the customer education man If I wasn't, then why would I say I am? In the paper, the news, every day I am I don't know, it's just the way I am
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[Intro] May I have your attention, please? May I have your attention, please? Will everyone in informational technology please stand up? I repeat, will everyone in informational technology please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here [Verse 1] Y'all act like you never seen a bright person before Discretionary time off, so I’m off to the door It’s very scary, but when I stop to score My god, it’s torture, I’m full of it It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding He didn’t just finish every ticket, did he?" And then QA said… nothing, the Members of QA dread us leaving this place dead Helpin out members of development "Chicka, chicka, chicka, He did it, I'm sick of him Look at him, keeping track of all the you-know-what Thinking of you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though." Wondering what's wrong, you got the screws up in your set loose Takes two minutes to set up the tele in your bedroom People think I don’t keep track of what I let loose Setting up the system takes less brain than a dead moose I finish all the tickets, I finish all the tickets Still have time to go in the breakroom after I did it Got a message development needs an Intel this minute Write it down in the system, give it a number and send it Of course they’re taking intern courses By the time they hit 10th grade They’ve got employment skills, don't they? We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals Who steal the equipment, take it home like animals But hey, we’ve got their address and info So there's no trouble getting it back, it’s tragic yo So if you know someone stole, I got the antidote Fellas and the antelopes, sing the chorus, and it goes— [Hook] I'm in IT, yes the real IT All you other guys wanna be just like me So won't the real IT G’s stand up Please stand up, please stand up? I'm in IT, yes the real IT All you other guys wanna be just like me So won't the real IT G’s stand up Please stand up, please stand up? [Verse 2] I'm like a head trip to listen to, ‘cause I'm only givin' you Things to help you out with your setting up the living room The only difference is I got the smarts to say it in front of y'all And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all I just get on the mic and spit it And whether you like to admit it, I just dish it Better than 90% of you helpers out can Then you wonder: "How can Kids eat up this info for Windows It’s funny,” ‘cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30 I'll be the only person in the nursing home workin Whippin it up, taking calls, delivering, Get right to the case, never stall, just a person Who’s gonna get on the news with his merit Gotta a team system, work well with every person A machine I might as well be when I’m discouraged I just fill back up with courage, every minute make a difference So will the IT G’s stand up And please try to be on your ‘beast’ manners And be proud have all the power and the control And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go? [Hook x 2]

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released July 7, 2018

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