[Verse]
Now this is a story all about how
All the member of development get right down
To business, and with this song I’ll prowl
I'll tell you how we get to work, don’t mess around

Meet with the members of our group every day
In a stand up meeting we don’t delay
Discuss what we’re gonna do for the next two weeks
Choosing how important you think the tools be
Argue over what jobs need to be done first
Review the ones for the future, what’s in the dumpster
The fibonacci sequence when we’re grading it just works
I don’t know why, don’t ask me cuz I’m stumped, word
Get right to work, team gets down to business
Nobody stops until we’ve finished the ticket
Make sure we have good communication
Always ask about code ‘fore you change it

Then when we did it, we log all the changes
If we dont keep track of everything, that could be dangerous
Gotta send the message for the QA testers
They take the code and give it a checkup
Positive tests use the code how you’re supposed to
Negative you do things nobody would do
Destruction tests the limit of the functions
When we’re done testing put it in production

So that was the cycle of a product line
First it gets developed by a team of mine
Then we check it up for quality of life
Finally we ship it out, see ya, bye

[Outro]
I’m about to hand it over to my friends in Customer Education
What do you guys have to say?