[Intro]
Just let it run
Turn the beat up a little bit
This song is for anyone in customer education
You know what, just listen

[Verse 1]
I just sit and exist and make vids for these kids
And parents that are ticked at the quality bits
Of this polish and garnishing, constantly watching it
Honestly stopping is off of the options
Pull people together, whatever the weather
It’s clear and it’s expertly meshed in content
I just help people see all the features and feats that this
Program achieves in its steep little leverage
Oh, how it helps and it shows the info
And I hope that it sells and I go get promoted
You’re supposed to just know how to use all the tools
Videos in like two minutes turn you a pro
That’s practically happenin all of the time
Unfathomable actions I walk in a line
I stop and just write the next talk that just might
Get the audience blinded by polish and I’m

[Hook]
And I am the customer education man
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am the customer education man
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am

[Verse 2]
Sometimes at events I just like to just not be all bothered
With all of this nonsense it’s constant
I’m trying to put on a show and you go and ask
“I am a solo, an entrepreneur
And I want to know if your program can show
The info on a teacher’s old phone, and also
Is it free, can it be? All my fees have been weak
Every week it’s just me tryna be in the green”
We’re a company, why are you asking for rations
You’re funny, not like you’re in Africa rabid for
Food or a tube you just use till you puke
No-no, you get to choose what the stew that you chew is
that’s why we donate, we’re not trying for hate
We’re just kind and we’re great, get in line little snake
Not tryna divide, we got Intel Unite
What is it? I’m livid, go find the IT guy

[Hook]
And I am the customer education man
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am the customer education man
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news, every day I am
I don't know, it's just the way I am