[Hook]
Hi, I hate this, what? I hate this chore,
I hate this, chka-chka Smash 4
Hi, I hate this, huh? I hate this, who?
I hate this, chka-chka Brawl 2
Hi, I hate this, what? I hate this chore,
I hate this, chka-chka Smash 4
Hi, I hate this, huh? I hate this, who?
I hate this, chka-chka Brawl 2

[Intro]
Excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the smash community for one second?

[Verse 1]
Hi, kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah, yeah, yeah!)
Want to play a game that prides it and isnt fun till you’re high tech? (Uh huh!)
Wanna fight till your hands snap from arthritis? (Yeah, yeah!)
Try this and get messed up worse than my life is? (Huh?)
My brain's dead weight, one day until my hands break
But I’m still figuring out who to play in the next game! (um...)
Sakurai came and said "Hey friend, try this game instead"
"A sequel to Melee that makes it look wasted!"
Well, I took the bait, trailed to a store, almost bailed
When I saw the game had over 50 characters, and Bayo!?
The balance can’t be good at all, yeah fat chance that
That many matchups are fun, man I can’t even dashdance
I take it to For Glory, I’ve spent over four years on
Melee netplay, so let's see how fast this can get boring
Get stomped by a falcon in less than a half an hour
My fox’s loss got me all “No game’s as trash as Smash 4!”

[Hook]
Hi, I hate this, what? I hate this chore,
I hate this, chka-chka Smash 4
Hi, I hate this, huh? I hate this, who?
I hate this, chka-chka Brawl 2
Hi, I hate this, what? I hate this chore,
I hate this, chka-chka Smash 4
Hi, I hate this, huh? I hate this, who?
I hate this, chka-chka Brawl 2

[Verse 2]
I try to play aggressive, but it isn’t much fun
My in-your-face spacing is camped out by a duck hunt
I smacked him in his face with a dair, called him a bad player,
Quit the lobby when he argued it’s spacing and fair
Why does Falco suck? this kid should be buffed!
Couldn't win with luck, this is worse than jigglypuff!
I’ve gotten fed up with this, go back to a Melee tourney
Stomp the competition, what in Smash 4 am I not learning?
Timing shines to make the percent rise? Don’t even try to!
Lack of JC or any options make me feel lied to
Characters feel sluggish, it’s like I’m juggling crossbows
When I fight a Mario just to get a combo!
You say I borrow johns, but look, everyone’s a floatie!
Alone on his own, the cold clone just zones over me
After hours, I realise what am I playing this crap for?
Heh heh, Smash 4? More like trash 4. Gotem.

[Hook]
Hi, I hate this, what? I hate this chore,
I hate this, chka-chka Smash 4
Hi, I hate this, huh? I hate this, who?
I hate this, chka-chka Brawl 2
Hi, I hate this, what? I hate this chore,
I hate this, chka-chka Smash 4
Hi, I hate this, huh? I hate this, who?
I hate this, chka-chka Brawl 2

[Outro]
I’ll just go back to my... fun cancelling... and... L cheating.... and.... wavehacking