[Intro]
May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will everyone in informational technology please stand up?
I repeat, will everyone in informational technology please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

[Verse 1]
Y'all act like you never seen a bright person before
Discretionary time off, so I’m off to the door
It’s very scary, but when I stop to score
My god, it’s torture, I’m full of it
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn’t just finish every ticket, did he?"
And then QA said… nothing, the
Members of QA dread us leaving this place dead
Helpin out members of development
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, He did it, I'm sick of him
Look at him, keeping track of all the you-know-what
Thinking of you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
Wondering what's wrong, you got the screws up in your set loose
Takes two minutes to set up the tele in your bedroom
People think I don’t keep track of what I let loose
Setting up the system takes less brain than a dead moose
I finish all the tickets, I finish all the tickets
Still have time to go in the breakroom after I did it
Got a message development needs an Intel this minute
Write it down in the system, give it a number and send it
Of course they’re taking intern courses
By the time they hit 10th grade
They’ve got employment skills, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals—well, some of us, cannibals
Who steal the equipment, take it home like animals
But hey, we’ve got their address and info
So there's no trouble getting it back, it’s tragic yo
So if you know someone stole, I got the antidote
Fellas and the antelopes, sing the chorus, and it goes—

[Hook]
I'm in IT, yes the real IT
All you other guys wanna be just like me
So won't the real IT G’s stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
I'm in IT, yes the real IT
All you other guys wanna be just like me
So won't the real IT G’s stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

[Verse 2]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, ‘cause I'm only givin' you
Things to help you out with your setting up the living room
The only difference is I got the smarts to say it in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it, I just dish it
Better than 90% of you helpers out can
Then you wonder: "How can
Kids eat up this info for Windows
It’s funny,” ‘cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm 30
I'll be the only person in the nursing home workin
Whippin it up, taking calls, delivering,
Get right to the case, never stall, just a person
Who’s gonna get on the news with his merit
Gotta a team system, work well with every person
A machine I might as well be when I’m discouraged
I just fill back up with courage, every minute make a difference
So will the IT G’s stand up
And please try to be on your ‘beast’ manners
And be proud have all the power and the control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

[Hook x 2]